Drabble : What Did You Say?

[menolly_au]

Title: What Did You Say?
Characters: House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Spoilers: For 8.13 (Man of the House) Promo #2
Words: 100
Summary: Just a small conversational drabble as an alternative ending to the scene in this promo for 8.13.





"Wait... wait... what?"

"I don't sleep with married men."

"You don't sleep with married men. So you do sleep with... "

"Yes."

"And you won't sleep with me because I'm married? Not because I'm..."

"That's right."

"So if I... you'll... ?"

"Of course."

"Seriously?"

"Seriously."

"Stay there. I'll be back."

"Where are you going?"

"To see a man about a divorce."

"Wait House, don't forget - everybody lies."

"Damn, I knew there was a catch."

"I really don't care if you're married."

"Seriously?"

"Seriously."

"Lock the door."

(Fade to black)