Foreman made a mental note to put aside some money in the next budget to buy the poor guy a computer.
LMAO! You really hate handwriting! [Actually, when I write just playing English I never handwriting either.]

LOL at the slave for the day.

as cuddly as a teddy bear and about as harmless. It seemed he was wrong.
Only about the second half.

The flamingoes! OhMyGod paired flamingoes with labcoat+tie and cane! This needs to be an icon yesterday (and I still hope it will be, from your viewpoint).

Thanks for providing lighter fare for once.

[Ehm.. care to explain the title? I'm not even sure what it means, even though I supposedly understand the individual words.]