Yay!!!! Where should I start celebrating? At the extra bonus points for nekkid!feverish Wilson? Or just at "stuttering, childhood trauma"? You're a genius. Exactly what I needed this evening. Including the jab at Adams, I feel really evil (see also the small print below).

ETA: I had to read this three times in a row. Bwahahaha!

Are affect and effect homophonic? I would never have a diagnosis of Ménière since it doesn't have a consistent spelling. Speaking of which, the British (et al.) version of words is always my favourite.