Thank you for making me laugh. I am tempted to quote the whole thing as my favorite lines but I will just point out the ones that made me snort my morning coffee instead.


"You think it's okay that I'm sick because you get to see me in a tee shirt?"

Well, when he put it that way it did sounds a little bit selfish, House had to concede.

and

"And it's here because...."

"Well, you know, you hate hospitals."

"No, I don't."

and

"On the couch? Don't you have a bed?"

"Apparently not. I don't know why you're complaining, I had to do mine in the bathtub."

and of course the product placement ending. ;P

Nicely done!!