LMAO while reading this. I love you! I was wondering last night if you would do a followup to your last crackfic. I second all the lines everyone commented on, plus: "look, you need to do this. It's in the script." He knew it was, he'd bribed the writer with a small fortune to put it in there.

Absolutely brilliant. *mems*

"It's their fault, you know." Wilson was pointing at the screen. "These people and their obsession with sick!Wilson." I think Wilson has a point. ;-)