"Well," Wilson sighed, "at least there's one good thing about my having the world's most deadly thymoma, those dreadful people should leave me alone this year. I should be safe from unfortunate camping accidents, getting attacked by swarms of killer bees, prowling coyotes or stray bears. No fevers, no drowning incidents, no car accidents, no shootings, no large heavy objects falling on me, nothing but a nice peaceful road trip."
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"Well," Wilson sighed, "at least there's one good thing about my having the world's most deadly thymoma, those dreadful people should leave me alone this year. I should be safe from unfortunate camping accidents, getting attacked by swarms of killer bees, prowling coyotes or stray bears. No fevers, no drowning incidents, no car accidents, no shootings, no large heavy objects falling on me, nothing but a nice peaceful road trip."
Oh, Wilson - you poor deluded soul :)