Drabble: Come For a Cure

[menolly_au]

Title: Come For a Cure
Characters: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17 (explicit sex)
Spoilers: For the final arc of season 8
Words: 100 word drabble
Summary: House has just the answer for what ails Wilson.

A/N - A cracky response to the Cure Wilson challenge. (I couldn't help myself, sorry)

House was sheathed up to the hilt in Wilson's bare flesh, his cock pounding deeper and deeper into the younger man.

"More, more!" Wilson cried out desperately.

House thrust once more, hitting Wilson's prostate before throwing his head back in a primal scream and coming deep inside Wilson. Wilson bucked and then joined him, calling out his love for House as he came.

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"The cancer is gone." Wilson stared at the scans in disbelief.

House smiled smugly, "I thought it would be."

"But how?"

House rubbed his groin. "Quite simple Wilson, nothing beats the power of a Magical Healing Cock.

Comments

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

LMAO! You did it! Best crack!fic ever.
PS On second thoughts, I hope crack!Wilson never goes back to working as an oncologist, or at least that he doesn't share with his canon counterpart the fixation with saving every one of his patients, no matter the cost. Ahem.

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

LOL - I'm sure crack!Wilson would have no shortage of willing customers :)

[sassyjumper.livejournal.com]

Well, it's only logical they should at least try this regimen...

Thanks for the quick smut and a smile on a rainy Monday!

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

House was happy to make the sacrifice and try this method :)

Thanks for reading !

[alternatealto.livejournal.com]

Nice! And I think they should keep Wilson on a steady regimen of treatment, probably with an increased dosage, just to be sure there's no recurrence, don't you?

(Edited for typo -- and to add that Wilson might get to like camp if more of his "treatments"are like this…)

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Oh absolutely - prevention is a very important part of medicine after all :) yes, I think Wilson liked this treatment much better than the mega chemo thing :)

Thanks for reading!

[alternatealto.livejournal.com]

My partner adds that since this is an experimental treatment, all aspects of it should be carefully documented. I must say I agree.

[rslhilson.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, a magical healing cock. LOL. You are amazing.

[pgrabia.livejournal.com]

Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Excellent;D

[jezziejay.livejournal.com]

hee-hee:) Loved how House just knew it would work!

[yarroway.livejournal.com]

Nothing beats the healing cock! And I agree with Alternatealto's partner--documentation is very important.

[tayloz9.livejournal.com]

:D (although it is no good to laugh at a tragedy liek cancer, but i can't help it); indeed, house has invented cure for cancer ! yay

[srsly-yes.livejournal.com]

Thank you! THIS is the the answer. Alas, the network pulled the plug on [H]ouse before we could see this on the show.

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

Thank you, both for the draggle and learning about the power of the Magical Healing Cock.

[lovemywilson.livejournal.com]

I can't even...omg! Sad as cancer is, this cure OWNS.

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Well, if anyone has a magical healing cock you just know it would be House... Thanks for reading!

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

House knows how awesome he is :)

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Oh absolutely - full documentation including HD video of the whole event :)

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

We'll call it black humour :) Thanks for reading!

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Well, you just know they were wearing all that leather for a reason:)

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

The Magical Healing Cock is awesome indeed! Thanks for reading :)

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

This was one treatment Wilson didn't mind enduring :) Thanks for reading!

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

I meant "drabble," of course.

[3rdgal12.livejournal.com]

I.Love.You.

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Sorry - I can't give you the Magical Healing Cock :)