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menolly_au ([personal profile] menolly_au) wrote2012-06-04 05:28 pm

Drabble: Come For a Cure

Title: Come For a Cure
Characters: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17 (explicit sex)
Spoilers: For the final arc of season 8
Words: 100 word drabble
Summary: House has just the answer for what ails Wilson.

A/N - A cracky response to the Cure Wilson challenge. (I couldn't help myself, sorry)




House was sheathed up to the hilt in Wilson's bare flesh, his cock pounding deeper and deeper into the younger man.

"More, more!" Wilson cried out desperately.

House thrust once more, hitting Wilson's prostate before throwing his head back in a primal scream and coming deep inside Wilson. Wilson bucked and then joined him, calling out his love for House as he came.

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"The cancer is gone." Wilson stared at the scans in disbelief.

House smiled smugly, "I thought it would be."

"But how?"

House rubbed his groin. "Quite simple Wilson, nothing beats the power of a Magical Healing Cock.

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2012-06-04 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO! You did it! Best crack!fic ever.
PS On second thoughts, I hope crack!Wilson never goes back to working as an oncologist, or at least that he doesn't share with his canon counterpart the fixation with saving every one of his patients, no matter the cost. Ahem.

[identity profile] menolly-au.livejournal.com 2012-06-04 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
LOL - I'm sure crack!Wilson would have no shortage of willing customers :)