WIP Meme

I saw this meme on someone's journal and it looked like fun.

Post three whole paragraphs from every WIP you're currently working on, even if it's very short. Then invite people to ask questions about your WIP. With any luck, you'll get talking about writing, and the motivation to take that WIP one step closer to completion will appear as if by magic!

I'm not going to inflict every WIP I have on you and I'm not so much working on these as they are sitting unloved in Google Docs while I keep getting distracted by new shiny ideas but here you go. I'm also taking a liberal interpretation of the word 'paragraph'.

Of course I'm mostly doing this in the hopes that someone else will take up the meme so I can get a peek at your WIPs :) Also, I'm procrastinating doing any actual writing :)

( WIPs under the cut )