Oh my goodness. This is absolute perfection. Complete, utter perfection. I could hear the entire thing. Better than that, I could see the entire thing, with just the dialogue alone; the mannerisms, the gestures, the facial expressions. I love the fact that Wilson tricked House into offering an exchange of sex for answering a personality test. I love the fact that Wilson wanted to keep things interesting, and especially after House's comment about boring, Wednesday, nothing on TV sex, it's clear that Wilson is well-aware of House's needs.
I actually had to stop reading before continuing at the "fifty shades of boring" line because I was laughing so hard.
And the end line is so perfect, Wilson as manipulative bitch, and clearly this fic illustrates that Wilson fits that particular type. :) I loved House's "methodical and cautious" argument for his trying an experimental drug in the bathtub. I love the way you've written House as sarcastically answering the questions, Wilson feigning irritation, and House eventually figuring out the truth.
And the way you've written Wilson is absolutely phenomenal. I think that sometimes writers tend to forget Wilson's sharp wit when they are writing both House and Wilson, but you have them playing off of one another in a way that's absolutely amazing and could seriously be canon. This...right here...is my favorite line.
"I don't do anything but awesome, mind-blowing sex, and the neighbours will get a night to talk about for the rest of their life.
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Date: 2012-09-12 08:13 pm (UTC)I actually had to stop reading before continuing at the "fifty shades of boring" line because I was laughing so hard.
And the end line is so perfect, Wilson as manipulative bitch, and clearly this fic illustrates that Wilson fits that particular type. :) I loved House's "methodical and cautious" argument for his trying an experimental drug in the bathtub. I love the way you've written House as sarcastically answering the questions, Wilson feigning irritation, and House eventually figuring out the truth.
And the way you've written Wilson is absolutely phenomenal. I think that sometimes writers tend to forget Wilson's sharp wit when they are writing both House and Wilson, but you have them playing off of one another in a way that's absolutely amazing and could seriously be canon. This...right here...is my favorite line.
"I don't do anything but awesome, mind-blowing sex, and the neighbours will get a night to talk about for the rest of their life.
Just...I can't even.
Your fic seriously made my day. *mems*