Fic - The Order of Things

[menolly_au]

Title: The Order of Things
Words: 100
Rating : PG-13
Spoilers : None
Characters : House/Wilson
Warnings : None
Summary : House is trying to get WIlson to relax a little.

A/N - Written for camp sick_wilson Literary Drabble Challenge . My prompt was "No training method should cause injury or pain"


"Ouch!" Wilson yelps as House smacks his ass hard. "What..."

"You moved the milk again. We talked about this, you were going to let go a bit. Live life on the edge."

The milk is sitting where Wilson just put it, in the right place, on a shelf. House deliberately picks it up and puts it in the door. The wrong place. Wilson winces; his fingers twitch.

House shuts the fridge door.

"Now come to bed." He runs his hand over Wilson's smarting backside.

Wilson casts a last glance at the fridge. He'll move the milk back tomorrow.

Comments

[rslhilson.livejournal.com]

Teehee! I love how you described Wilson squirming at the thought of the milk in the wrong place...but letting it go in the end. Very IC and fun to read!

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Thanks:) I think Wilson will be getting up early to move that milk:)

[barefootpuddles.livejournal.com]

I bet that's not the approved cognitive therapy method for dealing with OCD behaviors. ;)

I love your House - annoying, caring, and sexy, all in a drabble.

Great us of the prompt.

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Since when does House ever use the approved methods of doing things :)

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it:)

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

(melts)(do you ever come to Europe?)(please do)

Spanking! Wilson accepting life on the edge (=the milk in the fridge door, LMAO) Hot, hot post-spanking sex - so hot that Wilson's planning to do it again the next day (and get a harder spanking, as he should as repeat offender).

And this is supposed to be PG-13 ;)? Consensual hot BDSM? LOL!!!!

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Well, I think all the consensual hot BDSM is happening in your imagination:) (and possibly the writers). I did waffle a bit on the ratings/warnings for this but in the end I figured it was one smack on the ass and everything else was up to interpretation.

Yes, Wilson is really a rebel here, one day it's the milk, before you know it he'll be putting his coffee cup down without using a coaster:)

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

I think all the consensual hot BDSM is happening in your imagination:) (and possibly the writers).

LOL! LMAO!!!

I figured it was one smack on the ass and everything else was up to interpretation.
ROTFL!!!! You're a genius! [And an early riser, too. Good morning, have a virtual cup of coffee, or tea of more appropriate.]

, before you know it he'll be putting his coffee cup down without using a coaster:)

Oh no. He'll give a coaster to House instead. Because this will possibly earn him a long desired whipping a severe scolding. I'm laughing so hard that my whole household would hear me if it weren't for the thunderstorm.

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

This was really good, but for some reason I loved the LJ cut version. I just burst out laughing.

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Ouch? Lol - it sort of sums up sick!wilson camp....

[lifes-own-light.livejournal.com]

LOL. That was great! Wonder when House's book, How To Train Your Wilson In Five Easy Steps will be coming out.

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Someobody should totally write that book:) Thanks, glad you enjoyed it:)

[sin-of-pride.livejournal.com]

This is a brilliant fill for your prompt and an adorable drabble, I loved it! Wilson being unable to let the small stuff go and House spanking it out of him sounds so IC it's hilarious :)

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it :)

[brindlewolf.livejournal.com]

Loved it! Exactly as they should be ... totally IC. <3

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Glad you ennjoyed it:)