Drabble : One Day to Go

[menolly_au]

Title: One Day to Go
Author: menolly_au
Characters: House/Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: meta-ish, humour
Words: 100
Summary: House and Wilson discuss the hiatus and how the season will end. (No spoilers past aired episodes)

Notes: Written for the Seven day House challenge Day 7 : Humour drabble.



"No cases, no clinic, I've been in metaphorical heaven."

“Yeah, two months sitting on your ass doing nothing. Enjoy your last day, we're back on tomorrow."

"Too bad."

"What do you think will happen at the end of this season?"

"Could be anything. So far Stacy's returned, I've been shot, fired my team, killed your girlfriend, gone insane and driven a car into a house.”

“You forgot having sex with Cuddy.”

“I've been trying to forget that. Hey, Wilson?”

“Yeah?”

“Do you think it might be your turn this year?”

“We can always hope.”

Comments

[taiga13.livejournal.com]

And been held hostage by a gunman who wanted a diagnosis, kidnapped by the CIA, nearly thrown in prison by a vengeful cop...

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Not to mention electrocuting himself, attempting suicide/accidentallly overdosing, detoxing three times, fracturing his skull, doing surgery on his own leg...

I only had 100 words so I just hit the season finale highlights :)

[taiga13.livejournal.com]

The stuff he's done to himself is worse than the stuff done TO him.