Drabble : What Did You Say?

[menolly_au]

Title: What Did You Say?
Characters: House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Spoilers: For 8.13 (Man of the House) Promo #2
Words: 100
Summary: Just a small conversational drabble as an alternative ending to the scene in this promo for 8.13.





"Wait... wait... what?"

"I don't sleep with married men."

"You don't sleep with married men. So you do sleep with... "

"Yes."

"And you won't sleep with me because I'm married? Not because I'm..."

"That's right."

"So if I... you'll... ?"

"Of course."

"Seriously?"

"Seriously."

"Stay there. I'll be back."

"Where are you going?"

"To see a man about a divorce."

"Wait House, don't forget - everybody lies."

"Damn, I knew there was a catch."

"I really don't care if you're married."

"Seriously?"

"Seriously."

"Lock the door."

(Fade to black)

Comments

[rividori.livejournal.com]

I read this and my reaction was pretty much the same as the first line you've written. Wilson says that?! So I watch the promo and wow!
I love your version and House being all 'BRB - getting a divorce.' xD
Plus the fade to black.

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

This was so needed. Best everybody lies ever. Short and to the point.
(I LOVE dialog only fics. Is conversational the more correct term?)

Thank you!

[barefootpuddles.livejournal.com]

I love the way you wrapped it up with the 'seriously' bit. That is one of my favorite canon dialog exchanges.

I think we all thought "Seriously!?" when Wilson said that in the sneak peek.

Very cute.

[srsly-yes.livejournal.com]

ZOMG! Every line is more squee-ilicious than the last. *mems*

[roseofpain84.livejournal.com]

Yesh. Brilliant!

[flywoman.livejournal.com]

Hee! If only.

[colddistance.livejournal.com]

This is great, but I think because House is a fast thinker, he'd be quicker to jump into the conclusion of "BRB, getting a divorce!" without any questions asked.

So my version of that conversation would go something like this:

Wilson: "I don't sleep with married men."
House pauses, looks to his upper right, makes one of his epiphany faces that just says "Oh! I get it!" and walks out the door.

Wilson, hunching over his desk, looks up from his papers and tightening his eyebrows asks: "Where are you going"

House, having walked through the door, peeks back in by bending himself backwards and playfully quips: "Getting a divorce."

While House walks out, Wilson is looking to his upper left, puzzled, eyebrows crunched. Suddenly he has a look that seems to say "Oh!" He immediately looks back, holding a suspecting, ponderous gaze on the nearby ceiling. Soon he lowers his head to do his paperwork, flashing a little smile.

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that promo...how much more blatant can they be? I know it's fan service and all but...

Glad you liked this :) Thanks for reading!

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Dialog(UE) fics - that's what they're called, I forgot :) I just made up 'conversational' for it :)

I think that scene will spawn a few fics so I decided to get in early :)

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

I literally thought, wait.. what did he just say?? Hence this drabble :)

Thanks for reading :)

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Thanks! That little scene in the promo is just pure gold :)

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it :)

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

The more and more blatant they are getting with this stuff I'm beginning to wonder...it *would* make a spectacular series finale if they did actually follow through...

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

LOL - I can visualize House bending back in the door and saying that :)

Maybe we should have a challenge for different versions of that conversation :)There's this little pause after WIlson says his 'married men' line and you can just see House thinking about what wilson just said...

Thanks for reading!

[writerdot.livejournal.com]

I can totally go along with this. I was totally thinking, when I watched this cough*overandoveragain*cough, that wait, does that mean that Wilson would sleep with an unmarried House?

lol. Nice job.

[resm.livejournal.com]

Ohh I hadn't seen this promo! Haha, love it :)

[colddistance.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thanks! Cool that you're not mad or anything, your story just got my imagination going. :)

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

I think the implication is clear :)I love how after Wilson says *that* line House gets this thoughtful look and then decides to let Wilson keep his key...

Thanks for reading :)

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

It's a good promo :) Thanks for reading!

[resm.livejournal.com]

I should have clarified, sorry. I read your fic before I watched the promo so in my head what you've written here is canon now lol, and I'm keeping it that way! ;) Cheers for sharing.

[storm-seller.livejournal.com]

As flywoman said: If only! Yummy piece by the way. Great use of "everybody lies" and "seriously" :D

[rslhilson.livejournal.com]

Loved it!!! Can this be canon, please?

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

LOL - fine with me :) Thanks for reading, glad you liked it :)

[tombedelalune.livejournal.com]

THIS!

[lolainez.livejournal.com]

All nag and no shag--funny that's been my complaint too!

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

YES!

Thanks for reading :)

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

House came up with that pretty quickly - it's obviously on his mind..

Thanks for reading :)

[sara-tsuzuki.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHH Magnificent!!!!

[jahmat.livejournal.com]

Aw, darn..."Fade to black..."
No, "End scene: the Loft...Wilson's bedroom..."

Loved it!

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Glad you liked it, thanks for reading :)

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Round 1 in Wilson's office, round 2 at the loft :)

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it :)