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This weeks episode for [ profile] house_rewind is 'We Need the Eggs' (better known perhaps as 'House is interviewing for a new hooker') . It reminds me that I wrote a little ficlet based off the promo for that episode which I never posted publically. In the interest of clearing out old stuff here it is if anyone is interested.

AU - NC-17 House/Wilson

Dominika put her head in her hands as the latest candidate left the apartment. So far House had rejected every hooker, for reasons known only to him. Every lady was 'too short', or 'too tall', or had the 'wrong shoes', or spoke with the 'wrong accent', or walked wrong, or something. He was obviously in a full blown sulk about losing Emily to marriage and Dominika had had enough. She'd agreed to help but this endless parade of hookers through the apartment was too much.

While House recuperated with a couple of Vicodin and a nap she made some phone calls and found another candidate, one who she was sure House wouldn't find 'boring'. When the doorbell rang she got to it first and sized her selection up, yes they would do nicely. She steered them into the apartment and then went to the bedroom to get House.

House's eyes went wide as he looked at the candidate. Instead of a lady Dominika had found him a man. The hooker was tall, although not as tall as House, and was casually dressed in chinos and a polo top. He had a delightfully rumpled look about his appearance; she knew he'd been called in at short notice on his day off for this interview. He had soft brown eyes and an appealing, confident manner and he crossed straight to House and introduced himself, but didn't offer his hand, as though he already realised that House wasn't the 'shaking hands' type.

"James Wilson, I hear you're looking for a new hooker?"

House swallowed hard and looked at Dominika, his eyes practically screaming at her for help. She laughed inwardly, pleased to have the difficult man at a loss for words for once. She'd suspected ever since he'd turned down her advances that his tastes might actually run to a different flavour, whether he liked to admit it or not.

Receiving no help from Dominika, House turned to James and stared pointedly at his chest.

"Sorry - you're lacking in the essential equipment for what I'm after."

Dominika laughed and put a hand on James' arm.

"Maybe you should give him a quick demonstration, James. That might convince him that you have all the equipment that he needs."

James nodded and dropped to his knees gracefully, reaching out and unzipping House's pants. House stood still, looking stunned but not making any moves to stop him and when James looked up at him for permission House nodded his head stiffly.

James took out the cock that was already beginning to harden and engulfed it with his mouth. Dominika smiled at the gasp that escaped House. Yes, this was more like it.

It didn't take long, James had obviously had a lot of practice, and House had been without since Emily had resigned her position. Dominika watched with interest as House closed his eyes as the hot tongue worked around his cock and then tried to pull away and out, obviously on the edge of coming. James held his position, pulling House closer and when House came he swallowed it all, contentment on his own face. When it was over he gently released the cock, giving it a lick with his tongue and tucked it back into House's pants. He sat back on his heels, clearly satisfied with his performance.

House looked down at James and Dominika could see the familiar spark of an epiphany in his eyes. When House spoke it was with a voice filled with desire.

"You're hired."

Date: 2015-12-07 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Cute! I also liked how you captured Dominika. "Eggs" was a good episode for her.

Date: 2015-12-08 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thanks :) I can't really remember much of 'Eggs' and I turned it off after five minutes this morning, I think I'll need to be in a better mood to see the rest of it :)

Date: 2015-12-08 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
This is great! I'm so glad you posted it. I love the spark in House's eyes at the end.

Date: 2015-12-08 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thanks :) One more drawer fic released to the wild anyway :)

Date: 2015-12-08 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Cute! (Y'know, for a hooker story that includes a blowjob.) And MUCH better than the actual episode!

Date: 2015-12-08 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Apparently I'm a hypocrite because I turned the episode off after five minutes this morning because I couldn't stand the hooker storyline but it's okay if it's Wilson :) Oh well!

Date: 2015-12-08 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Me likey! Thanks for publishing it! The last line is perfect.

Date: 2015-12-08 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thanks, glad you liked it :)

Date: 2015-12-09 09:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh, I can see Wilson being satisfied with his own performance. ('Delightfully rumpled look', indeed!) And if Bonnie is to be trusted, he's no mean performer. (What I still can't see is House interviewing a troupe of people, hookers or otherwise. That has to have been one odd episode.)

Date: 2015-12-09 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I love me a rumpled wilson :)

You haven't seen the episode? Oh, what a stunning piece of television you've missed there.

House has the hookers performing for him - like juggling, doing card tricks, one of them even literally bends over backwards for him.

The episode also features a life sized plastic sex doll (female of course!) just to drive the point home.

Date: 2015-12-09 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
At the time I read the summary and then the post-ep comments and decided to opt out. If it was worse than Two Stories, it must have been really dire.

Date: 2015-12-14 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Leave it to Dominika to force these two idiots to finally admit to what's been obvious to everyone else for ages!

From the initial description I wasn't sure whether she'd actually signed up Wilson, or just a Wilson look-alike -- but when he introduced himself (of course Wilson would introduce himself!) I cheered!

Date: 2015-12-14 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Dominika know what House really wants even if he doesn't know it himself :) Thanks for reading!


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